Fametracker handicaps contenders for the potential "twist ending" in the new M. Night Shyamalan flick, The Lady in the Water. -- The film stars Paul Giamatti whose character discovers a sea nymph in a swimming pool. Best prediction: "The dying words of Giamatti's wife, 'Don't fuck the sea nymph,' turn out to have special significance: 9 to 1"

Father Dougal For Pope? -- Of course, that would be an ecumenical matter...